you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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