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who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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