Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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