It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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