Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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