I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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