the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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