Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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