So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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