I'd wear matching sweaters with you
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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