on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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