I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Drake has all the answers
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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