This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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