so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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