Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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