Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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