Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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