So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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