He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
