I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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