evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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