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I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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