the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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