brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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