just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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