We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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