Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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