i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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