shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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