i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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