There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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