dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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