Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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