Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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