I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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