we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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