Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
third nipple confirmed
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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