i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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