Porn is love you can see.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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