My brain says no but my pants say off.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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