We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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