And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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