i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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