Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
this is an emotional support booty call
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
