We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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