are you still at the devil's house?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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