hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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