There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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