Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
handjob tips. give me some.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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