he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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