what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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