So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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