Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
