If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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