I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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