Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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