I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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