used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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